unclefather:

Snowflakes are a weird concept to me. What makes them that shape? Why do they just fall out of the sky shaped like that? Who is making them that shape? Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon

(via bewbin)

My psych professor basically told us that if we studied high we should come to the test high, but that she was in no way condoning the act or responsible if we bring weed on campus because that’s illegal.

In other words “you guys can show up high but don’t bring your damn pot on campus”

I love her.

bluemoon-darling:

Always reblog. Never forget pizza drivers either. They make about $5 an hour and use their own car.
The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”"Shut up, we’re keeping them."
brutalgeneration:

(by christanoelle.tumblr.com)
1nk-182:

That man in the background looks like he might be the father of the girl this guy hooked up with one drunk night and he’s out for blood
blissbeau:

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

This hit me like a fucking train